What is the ocean’s favorite brand of laundry detergent?
Tide!
What speed limit does a car go when it’s happy?
100 smiles per hour!!
What sickness did the bird have?
He had the flew!! 🙂
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, that’s why I’m knocking!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bathing suit?
You get swimming trunks!
What would you do if YouTube stopped working?
Call the Tubulance!
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