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From Zaeem Siddiqui, 9 years old, Canada, Ontario, Mississauga

Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who!!

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
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Filed Under: Knock Knock

From Flavour, 9 years old, New York

What do you call a tiger that’s mad?

A tigerrrr!
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Filed Under: Animal

From Nick, 10 years old, Ohio

So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …

But I couldn’t seem to find any!
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Filed Under: Clothing, People

From Wellslee, 10 years old, Nova Scotia

What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?

That hit the spot!
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Filed Under: Dog

From Lily, 8 years old, Australia

A soldier rode into Melbourne on Thursday. He stayed there for three days, and left on Friday. How can that be?

His horse is called Friday!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Paradise, Nowhere

What do you use to count cows?

A COWCULATOR!!!!!!!!!!
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Filed Under: Cow

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