What do call a pig that you plug into a wall?
A piglet.
What did the elevator complain about its job?
It sometimes gets me down!!!
Why is it hard to clean a cheetah?
You can’t get the spots off!
What happens when you drop a hand grenade down a well?
NOEL, NOEL
What do you call a hero with soup on his cape?
A soup-er hero!
Why did the ant-elope?
Nobody gnu!
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