Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in a crack!
Bob: Doctor, I think I broke my butt.
Doctor: Why?
Because this one has a crack in it!
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Yeah.”
“Yeah who?”
“Wow! Are you happy to see me?”
What did do to get the other yo-yo’s attention?
YO! YO!
There were three men talking together. One was French, the second was Italian, and the third was Egyptian. The French man said, “We dug under Eiffel Tower and found wires. That means that we invented telephones from 5,000 years ago.” The Italian said, “We dug under the Pisa tower and found wires that means we invented telephones from 7,000 years ago.” Then the Egyptian said…
“We dug under the Pyramids and found nothing this means we invented mobile phones, from 10,000 years ago.
Why did the doctor cross the road?
Because the chicken was sick!
- « Previous Page
- 1
- …
- 619
- 620
- 621
- 622
- 623
- …
- 1459
- Next Page »
