What do you call a frozen kangaroo?
A hopsicle!
What happened when the frog parked in the no parking zone?
He got toad!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who!!
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
What do you call a tiger that’s mad?
A tigerrrr!
So, the other day I went to the store to buy some camouflage pants …
But I couldn’t seem to find any!
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