Jokes By Kids

From Tr, 3 years old

What is a computer’s least favorite snack?

Cheese and hackers!

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From Rick, 14 years old, California

Why couldn’t the skeleton fall in love?

He didn’t have the heart.

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From Nucnud, 10 years old, Canada

What is black, lives in trees and is very dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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From Chiefgirl, 7 years old, NYC, NY

Where do rocks go to play golf?

Pebble Beach!

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From Owen, 10 years old, Minnesota

Who was the only orange-flavored President?

Sherbert Hoover!

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From Jezza, 9 years old, England

Will you remember me in a week?
Yes!

Will you remember me in a month?
Yes!

Will you remember me in a year?
Yes!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
You’ve forgotten me already!

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