What did the Dalmatian say after its meal?
That hit the spot!
A soldier rode into Melbourne on Thursday. He stayed there for three days, and left on Friday. How can that be?
His horse is called Friday!
What do you use to count cows?
A COWCULATOR!!!!!!!!!!
Once upon a time there were three people named Trouble, Your Manners, and Be Quiet. One day Trouble fell into a hole. Your Manners and Be Quiet went to the police station for help. Your Manners waited outside and Be Quiet went inside. The front cop asked:
What is your name?
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
BQ: Be Quiet.
C: Where are your manners? BQ: Outside.
C: Are you looking for trouble? BQ: Yes.
What do you get when you have a vampire as your teacher?
A lot of blood tests!
What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
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