If a woman was born in California, bought a house in Canada, and died in Mexico, what is she now?
Dead.
Why did the wolf hate Halloween?
Because it likes the howldays better!
What happens when you tell an egg a joke?
It cracks up!
Which room is the shortest room?
A mushroom.
What do you feed a bird when it wants to go to McDonalds?
A tweetburger and some french flies!
It has arms but no face, it has a neck but no legs. What is it?
A shirt.
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