Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike?
It lost its petals.
What animal always wakes you up in the morning?
An alarmadilo!
Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer lab??
Because he was playing with the mouse!
Yo mama is so ugly…
When she came out a haunted house she had a job application!
What did the bacon say to the tomato?
Lettuce get together?
What did the cake say to the knife?
Do you want a piece of me?
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