How did the one dinosaur ask the other dinosaur what he wanted to drink?
Tea, Rex?
Why did the man shake the medicine cabinet?
To wake up the sleeping pills!
What do you call dancing water?
Tap water!
Young Man: What do calculus and girls have in common?
I don’t understand either of them!
What do you call a banana’s mental breakdown?
Going bananas!
What do you call a hungry alien?
E.T. (Eat T)!
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