Why do Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because they wear their belt buckle on top of their hat!
Why did the man throw water out the window?
He wanted to see a waterfall!
Why did Tigger put his head in the potty?
He was looking for pooh!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who, who?
What are you? An owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Yaw.
Yaw, who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
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