How do monkeys make toast?
Put it under a gorilla (grill)!
Why was the stadium hot after the football game?
The fans all left!
What building has two stories?
A library.
Teacher: Give me a sentence that has the words defence, defeat, and detail.
Student: When the horse jumps over defence, defeat go before detail.
What do pirates eat?
Fish and ships!
Jack: Say, Jill, however did you get that bump on your nose?
Jill: Well, I bent down to smell a brose in my garden, and…
Jack: There is no “b” in rose.
Jill: There was in this one!!
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