Why was the turkey full on Thanksgiving?
Because he was stuffed!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran outta juice!
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kirk!
Kirk who?
Bless you!!
Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?
The judges told him to warm up!
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why did Dracula never have a wife?
He never found the right ghoul or he never had a heart.
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