Jokes By Kids

From Sebastian Michaelis, 11 years old, Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kingdom

The contraction for never is not ever. The contraction for blush is blood rush. What’s the contraction for studying?

Student dying.

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From Sebastian Michaelis, 11 years old, Cock Bridge, Aberdeen, Scotland, United Kindgom

What’s the raddest aircraft?

The hellacopter.

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From Amanda, 11 years old, Highland, Indiana

Why did the star get arrested?

Because it was a shooting star! 🙂

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From Andrew Chon , 10 years old, Onida, SD, USA

Where do sheep live?

In Baaaaa-gdad!

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From Seth De Puy (a.k.a Alienhead71), 12 years old, Prescott, Arizona

I tell ya, when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection.

My yo-yo? It never came back.

– courtesy of James Patterson

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From Leandra Merkenich, 12 years old, Australia

How do you make seven an even number?

Take the “S” away!

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