Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
Must ache [ask] you for chocolate!!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Maggie, 9 years old, USA
Knock, Knock!
Who is there?
Mustache.
Mustache who?
From Madison M., 9 years old, Fairview, PA
What did the crumb say to the couch?
From G, 3 years old, Tree Land
Where do burgers sleep?
From Jericho O'Hare, 10 years old, Orange County, Virginia
What did the plane say when it was in trouble??
From Alvaro Barquin, 11 years old, Spain
What is not a living thing but eats and moves by itself?
From Zelda, 11 years old, Paris, France
What do you give a sick bird?
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