Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Because he had a hole in one!
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road?
Because he ran out of juice!
Why can’t leopards hide?
Cause they’re always spotted!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
A stick!
What do ghosts’ kids eat?
Boo-berry pie and I scream!
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