What did the farmer say to the green moldy pumpkin?
Why orange you orange?
If 42 people are on a plane and it is flying from Canada into America and crashes on the border, where are the survivors buried?
You don’t bury SURVIVORS!
What is a frog’s favorite soda?
Croak A Cola!
Which state does the most laundry?
Wash-ington!
Why did the one-armed guy cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the second hand shop!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast?
FROSTED flakes!
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