Jokes By Kids

From Carson Stell, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!

The second owl said: Hoot?

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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?

‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!

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From Vennela, 8 years old, Frisco, TX

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reflecting mirror.
Reflecting mirror who?

Reflecting mirror who?

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From Gabby, 9 years old, Rochester, N.Y

What kind of flower grows on your face?

Tulips (two lips)!

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From Jaabili, 6 years old, Frisco, Texas

Why are bees hardworking?

Because they have a bzzzzzzness to run!

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From Vennela and Jaabili, 7 years old, Frisco, TX

How does a tree get access to a computer?

It LOGS on!

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