Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold up his pants.
Why did the skeleton kill?
Cos’ he was heartless.
What do pigs take if they’re sick?
Mud-icine!
Zoe: Hello Emma, what a good day.
Emma: Zoe, what’s my name tomorrow?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What is my name in 5 days?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: What about 10 weeks?
Zoe: Emma.
Emma: Knock Knock!
Zoe: Who is there?
Emma: Zoe, I am ashamed of you, you forgot my name already!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur ?
A Din-o-snore!
What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A bat!
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