Jokes By Kids

From Kate, 8 years old, Brielle

What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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From Mia, 9 years old, US

What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

A stick!

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From Tewww, 3 years old, T town

What do ghosts’ kids eat?

Boo-berry pie and I scream!

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From Elizabeth, a grownup, Bradford

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisstory!

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From Lily, 11 years old, United States

What did the egg say to the person?

You crack me up!

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From Eganmaro, 10 years old, Canada, Ontario, Toronto

Knock Knock!

Use the doorbell.

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