Why did Dan build a fire before his singing audition?
The judges told him to warm up!
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch.
Why did Dracula never have a wife?
He never found the right ghoul or he never had a heart.
How do you get cool music?
Put your MP3 player in the freezer.
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game?
Because he heard that someone had stolen a base!
Little Joey is sitting at his desk with his head hung down. Miss Smith, Joey’s 3rd grade teacher, notices his unusual behavior and walks over to his desk. She asks, “Joey, why are you so sad”?
Joey, still looking down replies, “Miss Smith, I don’t want to be in trouble for something I didn’t do, and I really didn’t do it.”
His teacher tells him that if he didn’t do something then he won’t get in trouble. Joey, now grinning, slowly raises his head and says….
“Good, I didn’t do any of my homework last night.”
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