Jokes By Kids

From Corban Santi , 11 years old, Las Vegas , Nevada

What animal is best at hitting a baseball?

A bat!

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From Nate Hamilton, 12 years old, Little Rock, Arkansas

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Cow.
Cow who?

Cows don’t say who, they say moo!

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From Eiman, 9 years old, France

What kind of medicine did the doctor give to Dracula?

A coffin medicine!

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From Abbott and Costello, 13 years old, Michigan

What goes bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump CLUMP?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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From Meeree Kwak, 11 years old, Canada BC West Vancouver

What do gorillas have for lunch?

A “gorilled” cheese sandwich!

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From Joseph, 11 years old, Festus, MO

If a fire hydrant has H20 on the inside, what does it have on the outside?

K9P!!! (Canine Pee!)

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