Jokes By Kids

From Sadie, 9 years old, Massachusetts

Lila: Knock knock
Bryn: Who’s There?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: Banana Who?
Lila: Banana
Bryn: BANANA WHO!!!!

Lila: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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From JokeMaster 123, 11 years old, Tennessee

What do you get when you cross a toad with a lightsaber?

Star Warts!

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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

What color socks do bears wear?

They don’t wear socks, they have bear feet!

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From Carson Stell, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

One day two owls had a talk.
The first owl said: I got a new friend!

The second owl said: Hoot?

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From Carson, 9 years old, Silome Springs, Arkansas

Why did the bear get the honey in a flash?

‘Cause he couldn’t bear it!

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From Vennela, 8 years old, Frisco, TX

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Reflecting mirror.
Reflecting mirror who?

Reflecting mirror who?

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