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From Malachi Nutter, 7 years old, Mullumbimby Australia

What is a pirate’s favourite letter?

X! It’s where the treasure is buried!
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Filed Under: Pirate

From Luke, 11 years old, WA

What do you get if you eat beans and onions?

TEAR GAS!!
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Filed Under: Food

From Zoe, 14 years old, Alabama

What did the robot frog say?

Reboot, Reboot, Reboot!
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Filed Under: Frog

From Sindi Kristo, 12 years old, Albania

A day without sunshine is like …

You know, night!!
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Filed Under: Weather

From Elizabeth, 11 years old, Canada

A teacher says “The first kid to answer my question can go home.”
A kid throws his backpack out the window, then the teacher says “Who threw that?”

The kid says, “Me! I am going home!”
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Filed Under: School

From Ella, 10 years old, New Zealand

What did the owl say when he saw the back gate open?

Who let the dogs out? Who who who?
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Filed Under: Bird

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