Why are bees hardworking?
Because they have a bzzzzzzness to run!
How does a tree get access to a computer?
It LOGS on!
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named Amal. The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, “But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
What concert costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
If you broke your leg in two places, what would you do?
Never go back to those two places!
What did the calculator say to the girl?
I’ll solve all your problems!
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