What is the definition of busy?
A mother centipede buying shoes for her kids.
Why doesn’t a frog tell?
He eats whatever bugs him!
What’s black and white and red all over?
Two penguins fighting over lipstick!
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
How much is the moon worth?
One dollar, cuz it has 4 quarters!
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