A boy was having a birthday party. Then a mushroom walks in and the little boy says, “That mushroom can’t come to my birthday party!”
The mushroom said, “Why not? I’m a fun guy!”
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
What do you use to FIX teeth?
Toothpaste!
What do you call shampoo for dogs?
Shampooch!
Your mama’s so black
when she sat on the grass u asked who burnt the grass
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
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