Why can’t penguins fly?
They can’t afford plane tickets!
Penguin Jokes
What is black and white and goes round and round?
A penguin in a revolving door!
What is black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black white, black, white, black, white, black, white, black, white, then lots of blue?
A penguin rolling in to the water!
Why are penguins so popular on the Internet?
Because they have Web feet! (webbed)
A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
The cop pulled the guy over and said, “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” “I did” said the guy, “Today I’m taking them to the beach!”
What do penguins have for lunch?
Icebergers!!!
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