Why did the PIG say MOO?
It was a very sick pig!!
Pig Jokes
The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”
“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?
Because he felt like bacon!
What do pigs do when playing basketball?
Hog the ball!
What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?
Bacon cookies!
Why don’t people want pigs to fly?
You don’t want those things to poo on your car!
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