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Pig Jokes

From Caleb, 8 years old, Cincinati Ohio

The three little pigs went into a gas station. The first pig bought a diet Coke and asked for the keys to the bathroom.
The second pig bought a diet coke and asked for the keys for the bathroom. The third pig bought a diet coke and the cashier said, “Let me guess, you want the keys to the bathroom.”

“Nope,” replied the pig. “I’m the little piggie that goes wee wee wee all the way home!”
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From Casey, 14 years old, United States

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon!
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From Atara, age 12, Miami Beach, Florida

What do pigs do when playing basketball?

Hog the ball!
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From Kolbi, age 11, Pennsylvania

What can you see a pig doing on Christmas Eve?

Bacon cookies!
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From Sal, age 12, Oakland,California,USA

Why don’t people want pigs to fly?

You don’t want those things to poo on your car!
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From Justin45, 7 years old, Singapore

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!
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