Pig Jokes

From Molly Sauer, 6 years old, Brooklyn, NY

What does a pig say on a hot day?

I’m bacon!

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From Josh, 10 years old, Pennsylvania

What do you call a pig that plays soccer?

A ball hog!

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From Heaven, 10 years old, Louisville, Kentucky

How does a pig get to the hospital?

By a hambulace!

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From Abdullah, 12 years old, Saudi Arabia

How is a pig transported to the hospital?

In an hambulance!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Two pigs robbed a bank. Why were they caught so quickly?

They squealed on each other!

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From Robby Cihak, a grownup, MICHIGAN

What’s the hardest part about playing basketball with a pig?

He’s a ball hog!

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