What do you get when you cross a pig with a ninja?
How do you put more pigs on a farm?
Why did the PIG say MOO?
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Once three pigs went to a restaurant. One pig wanted milk, pizza, and ice cream. The 2nd wanted coke, steak, and a milk shake, and the third wanted water, water, and more water. The waitress said, “Why does he want water, water, water?”
What do you do if you get swine flu?