A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins were sticking out of the windows, penguins were coming out of the sunroof, there were penguins everywhere.
A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn’t want a ticket, he’d better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.
The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins, only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses!
Policeman Jokes
A man is in jail and got a note from his wife; it said, “When is a good time to plant my flowers? I’m going to dig up the garden.” Knowing that the guard reads all the letters, he wrote back, “No, that’s where I put the cash.” A day later he got a letter that said, “People came and dug up the back yard!”
What kind of jam does a policeman have in his sandwich?
What do you get when you cross a policeman and a skunk?
What do you get when you cross an agent and a quilt?
Why wouldn’t the policeman come out from under the covers?
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