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Policeman Jokes

From Lauren, age 9, Grand Rapids, Michigan

There were three robbers. They had just roobed a bank and the police were following so they all climbed up a different tree. So the police went to the first tree and said “Who goes there?”
The first robber said, “Tweet tweet!” and the police thought he was a bird.
Then the police went to the second tree and said, “Who goes there?”
The robber said, “Whoo hoo!” and the police thought he was a owl.
Then they went to the next tree and said “Who goes there?” And the robber said…

“Mooooooooooooooooooo!”
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From Dallin, age 13, Indiana

There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.

“Outside picking up Poop!”
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From Austin, age 13, Pickerington, Ohio, United States

What did the headlines say when the midget fortune teller escaped the police?

“Small Medium at Large!”
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Filed Under: Policeman, What Did?

From Georgi, age 12

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!
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Filed Under: Knock Knock, Policeman

From Charli, age 9, England

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?

Police to see ya! (Pleased to see you)
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Filed Under: Knock Knock, Policeman

From Stan, age 7, LA

Why was the cop in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop.
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Filed Under: Policeman

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