Policeman Jokes

There were three robbers. They had just roobed a bank and the police were following so they all climbed up a different tree. So the police went to the first tree and said “Who goes there?”
The first robber said, “Tweet tweet!” and the police thought he was a bird.
Then the police went to the second tree and said, “Who goes there?”
The robber said, “Whoo hoo!” and the police thought he was a owl.
Then they went to the next tree and said “Who goes there?” And the robber said…

There were three men in a truck. Their names were Poop, Manners,and Shutup, who was driving. Poop fell out of the back, and Manners went to get him. Shut up drove to a gas station. There was a police officer there.
The policeman asked his name to whom he replied, “Shutup”.
“What? Tell me your name!” The policeman demanded.
“Shutup!”
The police officer was really mad now. “Where’s your manners?” said the policeman.

Why was the cop in bed?