What does the king say when he is scared?
I want my mummy.
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Angelina Bea Moore, 7 years old, Tower MN
What does the king say when he is scared?
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What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and cuts grass?
From Trees, 5 years old
Did you hear about the man who plugged his blender into his television?
From Kristi, a parent, Oklahoma
What goes up when the rain comes down?
From Lucy A., 10 years old, Virginia
What runs but has no feet?
From Jim, 9 years old, USA
What’s the longest English word?

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