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From Anna Claire , 11 years old, Martin Tennessee

What happens when you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine!
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From Molly Moose, 11 years old, KY, USA

Why can’t you give Queen Elsa a balloon?

Because she will ‘Let It Go!’
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Kad, 10 years old, Britain

Why did the skeleton kill?

Cos’ he was heartless.
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Victoria, 9 years old

What do you get if you lose your knuckle in your sandwich?

A knuckle sandwich!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Isabelle, 11 years old, New York City, New York

I am an object.
The person who makes me, does not use me.
The person who buys me, does not use me.
The person who uses me doesn’t know that they are using me.
What am I?

A coffin!
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Filed Under: Riddles

From Jakester, 9 years old, Mississippi

Have you heard about the kidnapping?

Don’t worry. He woke up.
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Filed Under: Riddles

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