Why did the scissors take the long route?
Because there was a short cut=-)
Riddles
What travels all around the world but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?
A teapot!
What do you never want to use, have to use, but those using it are never aware they’re using it?
A coffin!
Why do trees have trunks?
Because it would look weird with suitcases!
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