What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
Riddles
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught one fish. When they went home they counted the fish, but there was only three. Why?
Because it was a grandpa, his son, and his grandson. Two are fathers and two are sons.
What has teeth but can’t eat?
A comb!
Did you hear about the guy who lost his grip at the wood chopping contest?
He was De-Feeted!
What do you call a diseased symbol of the United States trying to cross the U.S.A/Canadian border?
An ill eagle (illegal)
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