What gets whiter as it gets dirtier?
A blackboard!
Riddles
What has a head, a tail, and no body?
A quarter!!!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
A plane from the U.S. flies to Canada and then crashes in Canada. Where do you bury the survivors?
You don’t bury survivors!
Two dads and two sons went fishing. They each caught one fish. When they went home they counted the fish, but there was only three. Why?
Because it was a grandpa, his son, and his grandson. Two are fathers and two are sons.
What has teeth but can’t eat?
A comb!
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