Why did the scissors take the long route?
Because there was a short cut=-)
Riddles
What travels all around the world but stays in a corner?
A postage stamp!
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?
A teapot!
What do you never want to use, have to use, but those using it are never aware they’re using it?
A coffin!
A father and his son were travelling and they had an accident. The father died and the son was unconscious. An ambulance arrived at the scene and rushed the boy to the hospital while another was taking the father to a cemetery. When the boy got to the hospital the doctor assigned said he couldn’t be treated because he was the doctor’s son. Who is the doctor?
His mother.
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