How is a king and a yardstick alike?
They’re both rulers!
Riddles
How can a man go 8 days without sleeping?
No problem, he sleeps at night!
How is your teacher different from a train?
Your teacher says spit out your gum when a train says choo choo!
If the red house is on the right and the green is on the left ,where is the white house?
In Washington D.C.!
What goes up and never goes down?
Your age!
What can you hold without touching?
Your breath!
