There were two people called Crazy and Nothing. One day, Nothing fell out the kitchen window and Crazy called the police for help. This is what he said:
“Hi, I’m Crazy! Nothing fell out the window!”
Riddles
What’s green and has wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
Guess whats all around me?
MY BELT!
What do you get if you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I don’t know, but I would not try milking it!
What does it mean if you’re a leprechaun and you find gold at the end of the rainbow???
You’re I-Rich! (Irish!) 🙂
Why was the skeleton ready for the barbecue?
Because he needed some spare ribs!
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