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Riddles

From Ally, 10 years old, Canada

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!
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From Isaac, 8 years old, Henderson,NV

What starts with a t ends with a t and is full of t?

A teapot!
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From Henry Gengler, 9 years old, Champaign, Illinois

What do you never want to use, have to use, but those using it are never aware they’re using it?

A coffin!
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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

Why do trees have trunks?

Because it would look weird with suitcases!
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From Mfon, 12 years old, Nigeria

A father and his son were travelling and they had an accident. The father died and the son was unconscious. An ambulance arrived at the scene and rushed the boy to the hospital while another was taking the father to a cemetery. When the boy got to the hospital the doctor assigned said he couldn’t be treated because he was the doctor’s son. Who is the doctor?

His mother.
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From Kris, 9 years old, Florida

What’s light as a feather but the strongest man can’t hold it?

A breath!
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