Why did the skeleton fail the test?
His heart wasn’t in it!
School Jokes
Why did the BOY eat his homework?
his dog had retired!
Boy:Mum I think my teacher likes me!
Mother:Why is that?
Because she put lots of Xs on my work!
What did the pencil say to the other pencil?
You’re looking sharp!
Teacher: Where is your homework?
Student: I turned it into a paper airplane.
Teacher: You still have to hand it in…
Student: The plane got Hijacked!
TEACHER TO AMY: Amy, write a sentence with the word “lettuce” in it.
Amy writes something.
TEACHER TO AMY: What’ve you written down, Amy?
Amy hands the teacher her book.
Amy has written: LETTUCE OUT OF SCHOOL EARLY.
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