School Jokes

A girl was told to write 100 lines for her handwriting and only had written 50; she told the teacher she was finished. “You have only written 50 lines; I asked for 100!” so the girl replies……

Did you hear the broken pencil joke?

Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?

Teacher: Lily, if you have 2 cents and your mom gives you 80 cents, how much would you have?

WHY IS THE MATH BOOK ALWAYS MAD?

I walk into class today and the teacher asks, “Where is your homework?”