What’s the difference between an onion and homework?
No one cries when you cut homework!
School Jokes
Kid: Mom would you be mad at me for something I didn’t do?
Mom: Of course not.
Kid: Good because I didn’t do my homework!
Why didn’t the banana go to school?
Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!
If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?
A SUB-marine
Why did the man bring a ladder to school?
Because it was a high school!
How do you make school cool?
