School Jokes

From Riri, 9 years old, Misawa,Japan

Why didn’t the banana go to school?

Because he couldn’t find a clean banana peel!

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From Maddie , 12 years old, Ohio

If a underwater science teacher went out sick, who would be the replacement?

A SUB-marine

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From Michael, 8 years old, Canada

Why did the man bring a ladder to school?

Because it was a high school!

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From Lily, 14 years old, USA

How do you make school cool?

Take out the “s” and the “h!”

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From Aishani Chatterjee, 11 years old, Kolkata, West Bengal, India

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

Because her class was so bright!

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From Liam Cooney, 9 years old, Wexford, Ireland

Teacher: “Lee, show me where America is on the map?”
Lee: “Here it is!”
Teacher: “Correct! Now, class who discovered America?”

Class: “Lee!”

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