What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
What did the eraser say to the pencil?
A kid told his friend, “I’m having a good day.” The friend asked, “Why?”
A kid came home from school and asked his dad,”Can you write with your eyes closed?” The dad said,”Yeah, why?”
I broke my pencil this morning, I tried to use it anyway.
What do you do when a teacher rolls her eyes at you?