Q: What do you do when the teacher rolls her eyes at you?
A: Pick them up and roll then back to her!
School Jokes
Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
She had problems with her pupils!
Which hand do you write with?
Neither; I’d rather write with a pencil.
What did the male pencil say to the lady pencil?
Give me your number?
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Boy: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
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