What did the male pencil say to the lady pencil?
Give me your number?
School Jokes
Why did the boy eat his homework?
Because his teacher told him it was a piece of cake!
Boy: Teacher, can I get in trouble for something i didn’t do?
Teacher: Of course not!
Boy: Good, because I didn’t do my homework!
My teacher told us that books are man’s best friend…
so my dog bit him!
What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A train says “choo-choo!” but a teacher says “Take that gum out of your mouth this instant!”
Why did the kid take his paper on a date?
Because his teacher told him to date his paper.
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