School Jokes

From Susan, 10 years old, Maui, Hawaii'

What 3 types of candy go to school?

Dumb-dumbs, Nerds and Smarties!

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From Thiri , 10 years old, Burma

What is the longest word ever?

S-mile-s! There’s a mile between S and another S!

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From Peace, 11 years old, Nigeria

Why did the girl eat her homework?

Her teacher said it was a piece of cake!

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From Nathasha, age 12, Leicester,England

What did the boy do with his homework?

He ate it, because he thought it was a piece of cake!

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From Nathalie, 11 years old, London

I went out with a girl named Similie;

I don’t know what I metaphor!

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From NK, a grownup

Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?

Pupil:You did,Miss!

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