School Jokes

From Nathalie, 11 years old, London

I went out with a girl named Similie;

I don’t know what I metaphor!

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From NK, a grownup

Teacher:What is the book title on the board?
Pupil:Jane Eyre.
Teacher:And who wrote it?

Pupil:You did,Miss!

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From Sharla, age 11, Essex

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

A blood test!!

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From Lexa, age 13, Dallas

Why did the clock go to the principal’s office?

Because it was tocking too much!

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From Jude, age 8, Toledo, OH

What’s the tallest school?

High school!

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From Heaven Hunt, 11 years old, New Hampshire

What did the teacher say to the lightbulb?

Well, aren’t you bright!

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