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From Leilanie, age 11, Hong Kong, China

Imagine you are on a boat surrounded by sharks, how do you escape?

STOP IMAGINING YOU ARE ON A BOAT!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Destiny, age 10, Florida, Bradenton

Why wasn’t the girl afraid of the shark?

It was a man eating shark!
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Filed Under: Animal, Shark

From Eliza, age 9, indiana

Imagine you are in an ocean of quicksand, surrounded by sharks.How do you escape?

STOP IMAGINING!!
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Filed Under: Kids, Shark

From Elijah, age 11, California

So a fish met a shark and says ” It is very nice to meet you, sir.”

Then the shark said, “It’s very nice to eat you!”
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Lexi, age 8, Indiana

What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?

Frostbite!
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Filed Under: Ocean and Beach, Shark

From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Imagine you are on a boat. Suddenly your boat sinks. You paddle in the water. Another boat passes you and you try to stop it, but you can’t. Sharks form around you.
What do you do?

Stop imagining!
Please wait...

Filed Under: Miscellaneous, Shark

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