What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?
When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to see which one could get to an island 100 miles away from the starting line first. They would win $20,000. The brunette goes 30 miles, then drowns. The redhead goes 40 miles and gets eaten by a shark. The blonde goes 50 miles and says,”I can’t go any farther!”
Bill asked, “Have you seen a sharkway?”
Susy replied, “What’s a sharkway?”
Why wasn’t the woman scared of the man-eating shark?
What do sharks eat for dinner?