What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
There is a pirate on the beach. He has a peg-leg, hook and eye-patch. A little boy walks up and says, “Are you a real pirate?” The pirate says yes.
The boy asks “Well how did you get your peg-leg?” and the pirate says “A shark.”
And the boy asks, “Well how did you get the hook?”
The pirate says, “A shark.”
Then the boy asks, “Well how did you get your eye patch?”
“I was up in the crow’s nest, and I looked up just as a bird flew over me and pooped in my eye.”
And the boy says, “Well how did that make you have to get an eye patch?”
The pirate says, “It was the day after I got my hook!”
What kind of sharks don’t eat girls?
Man-eating sharks!
What is a carpenter’s favorite fish?
A Hammerhead Shark!
When is a shark like a cute little bunny rabbit?
When it’s wearing its cute little bunny rabbit suit!
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to see which one could get to an island 100 miles away from the starting line first. They would win $20,000. The brunette goes 30 miles, then drowns. The redhead goes 40 miles and gets eaten by a shark. The blonde goes 50 miles and says,”I can’t go any farther!”
She then swims back safely!
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