Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
Can a shoe box?
No, but a tin can!
Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?
Because he took a long time to put on his shoes !
What has a tongue, but no mouth?
A shoe!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know. (Wouldn’t you like to know)
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