One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Can a shoe box?
Why did the other insects drop the caterpillar from the football team?
What has a tongue, but no mouth?
Wooden shoe who?