Snake Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane?

A Boeing Constrictor!

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From Tom S., age 3, England

Where to snakes go out to eat?

A Sssssizzzzler Restaurant!

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From Luke, age 17, Northwestern USA

What kind of snake can drive cars?

Ana-honda. (anaconda)

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From Abbey, 8 years old, Ohio USA

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssssstory

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From Brooke Marsh, 9 years old, Louisiana

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hisssstory!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

What do you get if you cross a snake and a snowman?

Frostbite!

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