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Snake Jokes

From Finn, age 8, Enniskillen, Fermanagh, Northern Ireland

What’s a babys favourite snake?

A rattle snake!
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From Ashley, age 10, Pfafftown, North Carolina

What is a snake’s favorite subject?

Hiss-tory!
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From Danisha D., age 10, Wahiawa, Hawaii

What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?

Hisssstory.
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From EFC, age 11, Seattle, USA

A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”

The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
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From Stephen, age 13, Dewitt, Michigan

Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?

Because I just bit my tongue!
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From Anthony C., 11 years old, Winfield, IL

Which species of snake loves math?

A Pi-thon!
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