Father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither. Junior asks, “Dad are we poisonous snakes?” Father replies proudly, “Yes son, we are rattlers. Why do you ask?”
“Because I just bit my tongue!”
Snake Jokes
What’s a babys favourite snake?
A rattle snake!
What is a snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
What is a snake’s favorite subject in school?
Hisssstory.
A baby snake asked his mom, “Mommy, are we poisonous?” his mom said”Why do you ask?”
The baby snake says, “I just bit my tongue!”
Two snakes were slithering down the road and one turned to the other and said “Pardon me, but is it true that we are poisonous?
The other snake said yeah… I think so. Why?
Because I just bit my tongue!
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