What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A stamp!
One day a man decided to go sit on his porch and watch the sun rise and set. The next thing you know there is a blonde running to her mailbox. She kept running back and forth from her house to the mailbox for a good ten minutes.
Finally the man got tired of wondering, and asked, “Why do you keep running back and forth to the mailbox?”
The blonde replied, “My computer keeps saying I’ve got mail.”
I don’t understand these complaints about the postal service. Time was, you could put a two-cent stamp on a letter and mail it, and it would arrive at its destination in two days. Now you put a thirty-three cent stamp on a letter and it can take four to five weeks to arrive.
Still only a penny a day!
I figured out why mailing a letter costs so much.
If you look at how long it takes to deliver the letter, they have to charge for storage.
Why was the stamp neon orange?
Because it wanted to stick out!
