Why did the boy throw a clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
Time Jokes
What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
What hand on the clock runs the fastest?
On the second hand, I shouldn’t be telling you!
How did the old man make time fly?
He threw his pocket watch out of the window!
A cowboy rode to town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name is Friday!!!!!
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