What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter m.
Time Jokes
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30)
What hand on the clock runs the fastest?
On the second hand, I shouldn’t be telling you!
How did the old man make time fly?
He threw his pocket watch out of the window!
A cowboy rode to town on Friday. He stayed there for three days and left on Friday. How did he do it?
His horse’s name is Friday!!!!!
What is Count Dracula’s favorite time of the year?
The fright before Christmas.
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