When do clocks die?
When the time is up!
Time Jokes
What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?
Time to get a new car!
What is awake and always alarmed?
An alarm clock!
What is cold, white as snow, and travels through time?
The ghost of Christmas past!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
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